है राम! The Mahatma is no more…


(bullet shots…) The Mahatma is no more! The evening has been silenced! Nation standstill bewildered dumbfounded! है राम!🙏 Irony that it was NathuRam (Godse or God’s sake) who fired the shots! (of course GandhiJi didn’t know or did he that it was Nathuram (did he meet/know him before?) so he uttered Hai Ram! Nope, it’s culture we say Ram Ram Satya Hai, Ram Bhajans did he listen to more or Vaishav bhajans or gaan? He just remembered the Lord ShriRam! But it has been mystery/mystified(!?) who killed GandhiJi! When someone says Gandhi, it has been implicitly referred to the Mahatma/Bapu or his lineage/legacy! not otherwise. though Gandhi surname is not just on him. There’s a whole lot community. महात्मा गांधी पुण्य तिथि। वैष्णव जन तो…

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

ଦ୍ରୁତଗତି ମହାବିପତ୍ତି ବା ଖ୍ୟାତି!? (Odia)


ଦ୍ରୁତଗତି:
ଜନରାସ୍ତାମାର୍ଗେ କ୍ଷତି ତଥା ମହାବିପତ୍ତି,
କ୍ରୀଡାଦୌଡପଥେ ସୁନାମ ତଥା ଖ୍ୟାତି!

Road Speed
Speed not on the Road, but as applicable on the Sprint Track.

DrutaGati-4
Prabeen

 

ଅତି ମୂଲ୍ୟବାନ ଏଇ ଜୀବନ;
ଦ୍ରୁତଗତିର ସଠିକ ଚୟନ
ଉପଯୁକ୍ତ ଏବଂ ସଠିକ
ମାର୍ଗ ସମୟ ମୁହୂର୍ତ୍ତରେ
କରନ୍ତୁ!

ପ୍ରେରଣା:
ଜଗନ୍ନାଥ ସଂକୃତି ଓଡ଼ିଆ ଝିଅ
ସଂଘର୍ଷରତ ଦୌଡ ବିଜେତା
ଭାରତ ପୁତ୍ରୀ ଦୂତୀ!

ରାସ୍ତାରେ ଯାନବାହନ ଦ୍ରୁତଗତିଜନିତ
ଦୁର୍ଘଟଣା, ହାନି, ମୃତ୍ୟୁ ସମ
ମଣିଷକୃତ ପ୍ରକୋପ ବିରୁଦ୍ଧରେ
ପ୍ରାର୍ଥନା ଏବଂ ଅନୁରୋଧ
କରୁଅଛି ମୁହିଁ, ପ୍ରକୁପ:
ପ୍ରବୀଣ କୁମାର ପତି)

ସମର୍ପିତ: NHAI ତଥା Traffic ପୋଲିସ ଅଭିଯାନ

~ ପ୍ରବୀଣ କୁମାର ପତି
~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

Uf! 6vs7 on 6/7 & 7/7! in the Month of 7! FIFA 2018 World Cup RUSSIA! QFs to the Road#6&7 of Final


As U would have known by this time, as with FIFA Football 2018 World Cup Russia Quarter-Finals,  it’s all going around:

6vs7 on 6/7 & 7/7

Oh Ya! World Cup of Letters & of R to World Cup of Numbers! 6 & 7.

We can even name the Stadium & Street Numbers 6 & 7.

6🆚7! Uf! Exception 😜. Uf! It’s 7🆚6 on the 6th. Sometimes order matters! Rest are 6🆚7 for sure. Let’s see is it2be 6🆚7 in the Semi Finals or not… Will URU play its Way through or France advance!? Don’t Miss! U’ll Regret it. All happening in the Month of 7!⚽ #URUFRA #BRABEL  #SWEENG  #RUSCRO

 

All Exciting Goodies:

Brazilian NeymaRoll (I just love it 😀 )

Belgian Chocolate as-is & many more. Enjoy the new French Fries: URUFries, & BRABEL sandwich/choco/cookies/coffee/roll!

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Just look at the Flags as well. There’s a Pattern similarly dissimilar:

FRA&BEL. SWE&ENG. RUS&CRO. BRA’s unique! I love it! & URU – the (south) Latin America flavour!?

Well, one Croatia fan from a remote country mistook RUSsIA for … (ref:flag, & pronunciation!)

ENGLAND fans vs SWEDEN fans:

Swedish to the English: Your line/queue starts where ours ends!

SwedEN-ENgland! made on the Soccer Football field of EDEN!

the English: The line/queue starts wherever we stand.

Which way will it actually SWEENG, I mean SWING!?

LoL

So it’s over to QFs: as per FIFA rankings: 14vs7, 2vs3, 24vs12, & 70vs20! GOAL!

 

An Update: as per FIFA Rankings, it’s:

14vs7, 2vs3, 24vs12, & 70vs20

#URUvsFRA, #BRAvsBEL, #SWEvENG, #RUSvsCRO

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

 

 

 

UnionBudget2018India 1Feb2018: highlights2: #Salaried. #SeniorCitizens. retail #Investors. #Technology-Orientation. #DigitalIndia


#UnionBudget2018India 1Feb2018: highlights for salaried individuals & senior citizens & retail investors that are affected:: + technology orientation & digital India::

Personal Income Tax:

  1. no proposal or no change in tax-slabs for individuals. (#FM states that he has done enough for the salaried class & tax slabs already!)
  2. New: 40000 rupees – standard deductions:  transport & medical reimbursement allowances
  3. Women PF employee contribution reduced to 8% to allow higher take-home salary
  4. Senior Citizens: exempted interest income on bank or post office FD 10k increased to Rs.50K. NO TDS under sec 5A.
  5. health insurance premium & medical expenditure Rs. 30k to 50k under 80D.
  6. general deduction: Rs. 60K senior citizen & 80k snr snr to 1lac for all.
  7. assured 8% return on LIC policies
  8. Equity markets:
    1. ROI on equity:

      This is #BREAKING!

      long term capital gains now

      but vibrant equity mkt => modest (as per FM!)

      tax on exceeding 100000 investment at 10%! What!

    2. 1yr as short term capital gain at 15%

  9. MFs at 10%!
  10. health & education cess increased to 4%
  11. highlights for Companies & employees in insurance scheme – so change in HR policies/benefits restructure or standardisation: All 3 nationalised insurance companies will be merged and listed as one company.
  12. highlights for Companies & Enterprises:
    1. Unique Aadhaar ID for each enterprise entity to be mandatory.
    2. Also 372 business reforms on the cards
  13. #Technologies/ #Digital #India:
    1. #blockchain being evaluated & to be adopted towards digital India.
    2. #CryptoAssetsCurrencies are absolutely Illegal
    3. #MachineLearning #AI #InternetOfThings #IoT #3DPrinting through #StartUpIndia #MakeInIndia schemes through #NitiAyogs
    4. #robotics #BigDataTechnologies etc. will be through #CyberCOEs #CentreOfExcellence around 373!
  14. Telecom+Digital: indigenous #5G speed at #IIT_Chennai

 

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

#UnionBudget2018India #UnionBudget

#PrabeenPati

“Ladies First, now Women First!”


“Ladies First, now Women First!”

timeless/tradition/common-courtesy: #LadiesFirst.

What now/trending across this year 2018: #WomenFirst!

still wondering…

why to be first & first always & everywhere! do we need that rally!?

What’s the race if not fuss! where’s equality & along-with / together!

what’s then future: the Other first! then #MachinesFirst!?

what about #HumanRace

(extend: & rights / #HumanRights – if BasicRights never on the ground, what about #CommonMinimumRights!?)

Thoughts!?

~Prabeen

#PrabeenPati

Kissaa AAP ka: #AAP20 fatafat! on #AAPExpress by #AAPseAAPtak #MLAAAP20


#Gabbar #Kejriwal Kitne MLAs thae?
Purey Bees (20) Sardaar!
sab honge ab baahaar
 
#Hisaab20MLAsKa
#Delhi mein #AAPka
 
#BroomBroomKejriwal #OfficeOfProfit pe #Bawal!

What’s happening!? #AAP aap hain! #AAPKaT20! #Kejriwal clearly misusing&abusing d position – #MLAs as #Parliament Secretaries!

I just don’t get it! Is #AAP so dumb & arrogant!Eeven the use by certain OPs/#BJP calling them #AAPtards is even gaali to where the -tards are used!

#AAP2020 Other political parties #BJP& #Congress not such idiots which would legally/constitutionally disqualify them, but they’ve lots of indirect means & keep getting #rich& #powerful including running businesses (not in direct name); heading various bodies especially sports bodies!

Or is it everywhere, but #AAP has got trapped itself going even more arrogant way-#KyaUkhaadLogey!#donations kam padgaye honge!

#Delhi for another haphazard #Election!

Will the #HighHanded #Kejriwal&co willll go to #HC on strong merits! bleak!

#EC wouldn’t do that blunder to get #Court rebuttal!

#AAP20! blunder/idiotic/arrogance! #AAP batao! #DelhiAir so bad really!

#BJP would be self-boasting #BAAP in #Delhi!

#AK20 #Kejriwal’s #disQual20 to put d party’s #fiscalFooting!

Where’s that basic #OfficeOfProfit NONO thing!

 

#NoAAPNot #NoBroomNot #NoKejriNot #No20Not
 
#AAP20 fatafat!#AAPExpress #AAPseAAPtak
#BisSalBad/#BeesSalaryBaad
#AAPOoP
 
#ZeroLoss #ZeroProfit theory of/from/by #AAP! #AK20 #AAPkaSwaraj #AAP20
#MLAAP20
 
#OP or #AAP: There’s no #2G #scam only #ModiJi #scam!
 
#BroomBroomKejri #SalaryeAAP #SecretarieseAAP
#Secretariyat
 
#AAPTola #AAPon ka #MLAAP20 mission #MLAAP20 in jeopardy!
 
#HisaabAAP20MLAsKa! #OfficeOffice #Delhi‘s #Daily #BAAPtod siyappa!
#INDIA #BAAP
#AK:#EC #BJP sab Miley huen hai ji!o #RG!Yah sab saalon se loot rahen hain, #AAPne thoda sa apna hissa le liyaa to kya hua!
LOL🤣 #ProfitAAPka
kaun kisko #Topi pahnaya!#MujheHisaabChahiye #AAPkaSwaraj

#Secretaries #Delhi #AAPtod #Salary

 
🤣😎🤓🤑🤑🤑

Change comes really the hard way out of trouble! #MLKDay


#MartinLutherKingJr #Rights

The book “Originals” that I read last year highlighted him & how the historic speech actually came out!

Some best things come just like that not when you want it, but it just happens at the last minute & impromptu!

very relatable.

Coincidentally, I saw, courtesy #BillGates,  #15January headline run on the #TIME featuring #BillGates in a research discussion related to eminent personalities all about #Rights!

http://time.com/5087349/why-getting-into-trouble-is-necessary-to-make-change/ 

#JohnLewis:

“I got arrested, beaten, left bloody and unconscious. But I haven’t given up. And you cannot give up.”

#MLKDay

#Change comes really the hard way out of trouble!

 

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

National Anthem – Take A Stand! AndThem AndThen


#NationalAnthem: #UnitedStates of #America 🇺🇸 or #Republic of #India🇮🇳

To #Stand or Stand Not! It has been going on for more than a year now. 🤔

#USA:

  1. &Stands of President&WhiteHouse clear!
  2. &On-field some of citizens/players oppose &they don’t stand taking a stand on the pressing issues! mm
  3. &Opposers: They have issue with the President Donald Trump – the person! mm

 

#IND:

  1. #Govt changes stand & so does #SupremeCourt!?
  2. Supreme Court said its earlier order

    “Playing National Anthem & Standing” was a “Directory” not “Mandatory”!
  3. AndProtests: against again the Prime Minister Narendra Modi – the person & the Govt.!

AndQueries AndViews:

  1. AndThose who are physical/medically restricted and bound to wheels or so, can just show respect putting their main hand/palm on the heart or salute! right!
  2. AndWhy National Anthem in cinema halls or theatres! entertainment places. AndWhy?
  3. AndTo that question next it will come: why show “Smoking Kills” etc. etc. “messages in Public Interest” on the screen before playing a movie! After all it’s entertainment area! The list can go on.
  4. AndIf National Anthem played publicly (irrespective of a cinema hall entertainment! even during National Days – Republic; Independence; Events) & with proper code, show respect, stand; stand respectfully.

 

AndThem AndThen! #Theatric🤐

#&Respect

AndPlease #TakeAStand!

&No #&Right #&Left! 

It’s &Straight!

AndNo #Theatrics, &No Violence, please!!!

EndTheatrics. EndViolence.

(Though &FoodforThought: When Respect for Individual or Respect for AnyBody or so is scarce &| is taken lightly &| as a weakness, asking for Respect for/to something will be too much to ask!)

 

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

Mann Kii Baat – Highlights – the Last one for the Calendar Year 2017 (PM Narendra DD Modi) – in 18 points towards 2018


Mann Kii Baat by PM (Prime Minister / Pradhan Mantri#NarendraModi #31Dec2017::
Screenshot_20171231-112717
Highlights:
#PEOP to/of/for/by the People towards a Positive especially with Young India
  1. PEOP: Power of Enthusiasm, Optimism & Positivity. Advice and urge to shelve Negativism/Pessimism.
  2. Positive India to Progressive India along with Skilled India
  3. Calls and Messages of Positive Accomplishments of India (Gov) by citizens
  4. Highlight and positive feedbacks from Apps – MyGov & NarendraModi
  5. Christmas celebration & significance and Jesus Christ’s.
  6. Guru Govind Singh jii’s teachings
  7. Special mention for the exemplary journey of Jammu&Kashmir Administrative / Civil Services Exams Topper Anjum Bashir Khan Khattak who won over the suffering at the hands of militants
  8. TripleTalaq / Talaq-e-bidat condemned by PM Modi and to be criminalized as cognizable / non-bailable offence to protect Muslim women.  More opportunities to help them towards path of progress.Screenshot_20171231-112420
  9. Haj not just lottery any more but special provision for (Muslim) Single Women.
  10. Mention of January 2018 special events & Festivities wishes.
  11. Mock Parliament to be held (in 2018) where each district of India will send one chosen youth to participate & represent as a member and then the debates, discussion & activities.
  12. Festivities & celebration for Uttaraayan of Surya / Sun.
  13. Wishes for Makara Sankranti & similar regional festivities – Lohri, Til Sankranti, Bihu, Pongal. Screenshot_20171231-112603
  14. Celebration with Nature & Agriculture.Screenshot_20171231-112700
  15. 26 January 2018 Republic Day will be a significant and historic.
  16. The event will see not one invited Chief Guest but 10 ASEAN leaders as (Chief) Guests (2017 saw 25 years ASEAN celebration).
  17. The Last MannKiBaat for the year 2017 form PM Narendra DD Modi.
  18. Happy New Year 2018 Wishes from PM Narendra DD Modi.
anigif_MannKiBaat_full_31Dec2017_2
~ Prabeen Kumar Pati
(pictures as captured from Live Broadcast)

MLA Asha KuMari – Asha Kyun Maari!? #VIPtude #TheHighHand


What occupied the news on TV / social media today the 29th December 2017?
Congress MLA Asha Kumari assaulted and slapped a woman constable, but to her shock got slapped back (rightfully). It’s speculated that the MLA was being denied entry to Rahul Gandhi’s review meeting in Shimla. So my humour/satire/view on the one chosen for today’s news in India:


(based on the news, the video footage/s available. English + Hindii):

“Every action has an EQUAL and OPPOSITE reaction.”

That’s what’s required –

taking up the matter directly in one’s own hands literally.

That’s how one should treat / react & respond to a slap (/ physical abuse or manhandling, oops #womanhandling). As holding one’s own calm, bearing, tolerating and then taking up the matter through complaint or process doesn’t work really. Big #slap to the #Congress #Female #MLA / politicians’s fake ego & #VIPtude or #HighHandedNess.

& Look at the MLA’s !

paataa nahiin MLA kaa GAAL to SHIMLA/HIMACHAL SEV/APPLE kii tarah LAAL ho gaye hongey aur uskaa Aham! or #BLACKENED to say

“PoliceLady on duty” ki thappadd to MLA ke gaalon pe bahut bhaari pad-gaye ke muhn idhar kaa udhar ho gayaa, aur phir bhii she tried to slap d police lady again! But the police lady was alert and just blocked and grabbed the slapping hand of the MLA Woman Politician.

MLA aka WoManhandling Lady Asha – Asha Kumari’ki Aashaa Hataashaa mein churr churr ho gayii 🤣

So Lady, don’t mess-up with a ‘LADY on DUTY‘!

#RespectForIndividual a must – not to be violated because of so called position/power / self-obsession.

I think for the first time in a long while, instant karma being served in the origin of the term or philosophy of Karma. Otherwise I thought instant karma in the West but long or unknown long Karma cycle in Bhaarata/India.

#Congress, #KaunsaGrace? #NoGrace! #WhatAFace #disgrace

It seems,

#Congress members are taking / (ab)using literally their party symbol – a hand

MLA Asha KuMari – Asha Kyun Maari!? ya phirr ultaa Asha ko Kyun Maari!? lol

Feeder for a Review in #RahulGandhi‘s review meeting! lol

Don’t worry, Lady Asha! Rahul’ji may or may not dispel you from the party for this! You have used the Party Symbol – party property literally! LoL

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

disclaimer: not associated with any political party or so. Just a view as a citizen and social media user. #satire, #humour, #observation, & #CriticalThought. #Hindi + #English used. Pictures courtesy online/internet and then my edit. GIF mine.

Good instance to put in my long back-prepared draft blog/article on “Karma & v/s Instant Karma

jargons:

lol: laughing out loud