Unforgettable: VK Quak Quak Test OK

My name is VK & I remember everything:

Virat went to GOD of Cricket and prayed for
1. early rest (even though BCCI has already rested him for the next series)
2. Not getting (edging) out to Mr. Anderson.

GOD still asked him to reconsider as he would be the one to score 600 runs.
But Virat Kohli did a Virat NO.
GOD said Granted.
& Rest is history. A Duck. Quak Quak on the back of 593 runs.
Anushka meanwhile was weaving & stitching the English Sweater for her Keen CELEB HUSBAND using Sui Dhaagaa for their moments in & around England.


~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

#humour #ENGvIND 5th Test Match 4th Day 4th Innings 10/09/2018 #Cooked Story in the Unforgettable farewell & loving memory of Mr. First & Last Alastair Cook by the Captain of IND

The anti-Rupee Shampoo (Odia) ମୋ’ ମୁଣ୍ଡ ଲୋ !

🤑🙏😎 The Crazy Humour Dose: presenting the one & only

anti-Rupee Shampoo!
(at the Dollar Shop)
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~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

Timezones: Theory of Time Relativity. Beyond TimeMachine.

IST: Hi! I’m from the Future. I declare today *American Independence* (*4thJuly*) ahead of its time. Timezone is beyond TimeMachine thing. Timepod. TimeSpot.

– UnitedTimeZones

Thank the East for making America Great Again, Mr. President of the United States. Wanna Trade!? Trumped!?

Theory of Time Relativity.


  1. Past could be the Present/Future of the other/s.
  2. Present could be Past or Future of other/s.
  3. Future could be Past or Present of some other/s.

Irony of Time Relativity.

Whatever mode or means you are travelling/moving is a Time Machine so to say then!?

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

Intuition-powered Observation, Patterns, Predictions for “FIFA World Cup 2018 Russia” by Prabeen

  1. It’s of R, not just VAR World Cup Football. FIFA World Cup 2018 Russia.
  2. Wherever the R comes first between two teams in a Knock Out match, that team should win and it’s happening as of now.
  3. If no R, then any of the following if comes first of RUSSIA after R. Or may be starts with A again.
  4. If R in the same position, then alphabetical order of the letter immediately after R, if still tie, the next alphabetical letter likewise.
  5. The letters set is from “RUSSIA”, in the same order yes, for now. (Observing & Learning the Pattern / Algorithm.)
  6. Having said that looks like RUSSIA will beat also CROATIA in the QF by the same pattern. But I am sad for Croatia. There must be something else to nullify it. Probably more As & first (the first of actual alphabets order), so Croatia may cruise through.
This theory not just now, i have been observing with this one and it’s vindicated.
For reference attaching, my predictions, and current stage of the tournament.
My Prediction for the tournament before & for Knock Out phases as on 30th June 2018.
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What gone bit reverse anti-pattern in my first part of Predictions:
For me it’s #BRAZIL(no problem so far). France vs Argentina OMF! (add-on: I was hoping for a PORTUGAL-ARGENTINA one, as hope took over the intuition despite gut feeling otherwise.)
Intuition is not clear. Miracles happen & Expect the UnExpected with Drama. (this all I had stated when I first shared the predictions.)
Intuition is not clear. Miracles happen & Expect the UnExpected with Drama.
Detailed post of mine in the circles of social media WhatsApp groups was:
For me it’s #Brazil. Though no very clear intuition coming on the individual matches winers, France vs Argentina: Argentina may edge through against real mighty France for the recent gained confidence and combination, even it might be extra time or Penalty ShootOut. Similarly Denmark though is no Netherlands with their still Defensive oriented mindset/play style, Croatia will just find it
enough. If it goes to Penalty Shoot Out, Denmark might edge through though despite Croatia’s good striking accuracy. Argentina v Brazil for me in the SF1 & Brazill will prove its Super Power. And in the final, Croatia though has the really great chance, Brazil is Brazil. Brazil is still fragile and get o get their Team act and vive & mojo. Any team can be Check Mate and dark horse. & Miracles happen and Expect the UnExpected with quite some Drama. #FIFAWC2018Russia
So after observing initial part till Spain-Russia match, I augmented and improved my theory against VAR. Odds were vs ARGENTINA.
So this was my first model to train as per ML(Machine Learning) terminology. Sorry to connect with bit of AI/Technology. And the model is trained, evaluated, trained, transformed and so on. So is the life cycle.
Current Results in Knock Out Phase of Round of 16:
  7. A part bracket view of the results:Screen Shot 2018-07-03 at 7.05.06 PM
So this justifies and vindicates my theory and Algorithm.
(P.S.: I have not updated my Predictions Bracket View after initial 3 reversals. So it’s as is as I shared across at the outset.)
Updates to the Pattern Observations: 3July2018
1. So R or any letter of RUSSIA 1st occurrence after 3rd place gets nullified or really doesn’t matter. Alphabets take over.
Regards! Cheers!
– Prabeen Kumar Pati

ChaiOrCoffeePeCharchaa:: WhatTheNews 16.02.2018: What’sYourTake, Tech*!?

ChaiOrCoffeePeCharcha: 16.02.2018 / 02.16.2018

WhatATech! Beyond “Apps&Arch. Bugs. Code. Design.”

Plan & Discuss! Meet & do ChaiOrCoffeePeCharchaa… What’s Your Take!?


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  1. Where’s Fraud Detection & Prevention? PNB Bank Fraud of Billions by Nirav Deepak Modi (NDM) of Gitanjali Gems. FDI! First, focus on & execute FDP (Fraud Detection & Prevention)Fraud_DetectionPrevention.png
  2. Banking on Banks!

    Surname with “M” again! No Silence Please!

    The Jewel/Dmd/Gem that wasn’t! Bullion 2 Billions! &Flee!

    (Nirav meaning Silent.)  The Art of Fraud, Default & Fleeing!Screen Shot 2018-02-17 at 12.41.16 PM


  3. Florida Shooting & the self-inflicted Gun Plague in the United States of America. Mental State & Depression! Turbulent Past! What about the ‘life-long’ trauma sustained the school students? Gun be banned in School premises & around. Gun Detector & Alarm required upon entry/exit.Screen Shot 2018-02-16 at 4.40.33 PM.png
  4. Cauvery-Verdict (River Water Sharing) by the Supreme Court. Some respite for Karnataka & saviour for Bengaluru – currently 2nd in the list of Cities of the World endangered with most acute shortage of water and facing drought (as per UN-backed study & BBC). Some Ground reality as well. KA.TN.collage_Kaveri
  5. Walmart adds Flipkart to its Shopping Cart!

    When CheckOut!? Buy at Stake 40%!

    (C)art of Deals!Walmart_buy_some_Flipkart.png

  6. Pay to Pay What’s Up!?

    Wallets at War!

    Paytm flags reports WhatsApp.

    End 2 End! Msg! Decrypted E2E. No Spam Not! Admin!? P2P

    TradeMark style.Paytm_vs_WhatsApp_paymentUPI_regs


& of course Cricket. ANZ Series: NZ v AUS T20I record win for Australia. SA v IND 6th  & final Momentum ODI

~ Prabeen – the Thinking & Discussing Head

(Prabeen Kumar Pati)


Kaaverii’ko LeKarr Duurii;

Kaaverii’kii Kamii Khaltii Rahii

Parr Kab hogii Kaaverii’kii Mannat Purii!?
Kis’kii hai Kaaverii?

Kaaverii Ne Toh Saagar’tak Karlii Apnii Safar Purii

Phir bhii rahii yah Safar Adhuri…


Huii naa Logon Ke Beech

Woh Duuri Kabhii Purii…


Kaaverii Kii Kahaani Adhuri…


~ Prabeen Kumar Pati


Ae Kashmir!

Bujhi ko Raakh kahte hain,

Jalan ko Aag kahte hain.

Safed pe chhint pad-jaaye

usey Daag kahte hain,

Jahaan khauf ya aatank ho (aae)

usey na-Paak kahte hain…

(Jiskaa KASHMIR hai,

Usko Bhaarat (India) kahte hain…

Kashmir Hindustan kaa hai

yah Haqiqat hai.)

issmein (Kashmir’mein) phoont daalne ya

isey barvaad karne kii koshiish ko

Zuurrat o Himaaqat kahte hain.

Aisaa koii Kaum nahiin,
Jo Khauf kii waqaalat karey,

Mahobbat ho,

Aman kii guzaarish o ibaadat ho,

Aman kii hi pahal ho.

Taraqqii kii guzaariish, koshiish, mohim (barqarraar) ho.

Khushyaalii ho.

Aman kaa hii Jashn ho.

Iraadein naek aur bulond ho,

bas kaushiish hi nahiin, amal bhi ho.


kisikii  behkaawe mein aaye toh

usey bewaqoofi yaa bagaawat kahte hain,

Jahaan Aman o Shaanti ho

usey hii toh JANNAT kahte hain…

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

Merry Christmas!

It’s the Eve! Merry Christmas!

Prabeen Pati

It’s the Christmas Eve and still Eric is busy, in fact, lost in fixing his next big thing in Telecommunications. He has been working relentlessly more than passionately to make it on the floor, I mean his next breakthrough technology. But he has just been missing something to rock it and roll on. He has been so lost and out of touch with his own life, his family – the world that matters to him the most.
As Ena (Eric‘s wife) has been carrying and almost all alone taking care of their baby who is about to come out to this lively world! As the the doctor’s team are putting their best efforts to make it all smooth for Ena and the baby, Ena has been obviously missing Eric by her side for a long long time. In fact, Eric has even forgotten all that he…

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AvP CLT20 2011!

Tonight #MI have been ousted of #CLT20 2014. Would it be All-Indian (#IPL) teams dramatic high voltage final this time like 2011(really high) , 2013 editions? At least one IPL team into the final like 2010, likely?!
Well, #CLT20 2009 and 2012 editions were without any #IPL team in the final, so next is 2015 for the dry one, not this time #CLT20 2014!
Long way to go – #KKR, #KXI, #CSK!
Cheers!!! 🙂

Prabeen Pati

Vira’RA RA Re O, GAYLE le la la le O! Bluru ru RA la LEO!
M Virat Gayle Leo Chinnaswamy S Bengaluru!
Chinnaswamy to Chidambaram, Chepauk!
It has all C, C for Chris, C for Challengers!
C for Champions!
Ravi Shastri: Virat Gayle Evening Ladies and Gentlemen! Wanakkam C…Chennai (this time as the final site, final destination); Whistle Podu! Mind’it!

V it has all got printed, V for Virat, V for We, We for TEAM, led by V, V for Vettori, V for Victory!

(Deepika style) Oops, V for Vijay, too!
(somewhere in the stands the not so young Prince of the RK group of Families: Terii toh Taaen Taaen PFisshh!
Camera rolls towards Siddhu aka Siddharth Mallya)
(Katrina style as a cheer leader) M For Maal..sorry sorry sorry…Mallya?!
Vijay Mallya:The name is Mallya…

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Chalat rahe hum..

Prabeen Pati

Shaans se aagey
Chalat rahe hum;
Khuud se to aagey
Chalat rahe hum;
Asugam path mein
Chalat rahe hum;
Desh’ke raksak hum,
Desh’kii raksaa’ke liye,
Jiivban ko apne,
Jiivban ko apne
Girvii rakh kar
Chalat rahe hum;
Abichalit ab
Chalat rahe hum;
Nishchint ab
Chalat rahe hum;
Nischit ab
Chalat rahe hum!
Hum hain Siimaa’ke raksak,
Hum hain is’ke Chowkiidaar,
Nayan ko apne
Thakne naa de hum;
Sang ab to
Chalat rahe hum!
Shaans se aagey
Chalat rahe hum;
Khuud se to aagey
Chalat rahe hum!
Chalat rahe hum,
Chalat rahe hum,
Chalat rahe hum!

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

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