MLA Asha KuMari – Asha Kyun Maari!? #VIPtude #TheHighHand


What occupied the news on TV / social media today the 29th December 2017?
Congress MLA Asha Kumari assaulted and slapped a woman constable, but to her shock got slapped back (rightfully). It’s speculated that the MLA was being denied entry to Rahul Gandhi’s review meeting in Shimla. So my humour/satire/view on the one chosen for today’s news in India:


(based on the news, the video footage/s available. English + Hindii):

“Every action has an EQUAL and OPPOSITE reaction.”

That’s what’s required –

taking up the matter directly in one’s own hands literally.

That’s how one should treat / react & respond to a slap (/ physical abuse or manhandling, oops #womanhandling). As holding one’s own calm, bearing, tolerating and then taking up the matter through complaint or process doesn’t work really. Big #slap to the #Congress #Female #MLA / politicians’s fake ego & #VIPtude or #HighHandedNess.

& Look at the MLA’s !

paataa nahiin MLA kaa GAAL to SHIMLA/HIMACHAL SEV/APPLE kii tarah LAAL ho gaye hongey aur uskaa Aham! or #BLACKENED to say

“PoliceLady on duty” ki thappadd to MLA ke gaalon pe bahut bhaari pad-gaye ke muhn idhar kaa udhar ho gayaa, aur phir bhii she tried to slap d police lady again! But the police lady was alert and just blocked and grabbed the slapping hand of the MLA Woman Politician.

MLA aka WoManhandling Lady Asha – Asha Kumari’ki Aashaa Hataashaa mein churr churr ho gayii 🤣

So Lady, don’t mess-up with a ‘LADY on DUTY‘!

#RespectForIndividual a must – not to be violated because of so called position/power / self-obsession.

I think for the first time in a long while, instant karma being served in the origin of the term or philosophy of Karma. Otherwise I thought instant karma in the West but long or unknown long Karma cycle in Bhaarata/India.

#Congress, #KaunsaGrace? #NoGrace! #WhatAFace #disgrace

It seems,

#Congress members are taking / (ab)using literally their party symbol – a hand

MLA Asha KuMari – Asha Kyun Maari!? ya phirr ultaa Asha ko Kyun Maari!? lol

Feeder for a Review in #RahulGandhi‘s review meeting! lol

Don’t worry, Lady Asha! Rahul’ji may or may not dispel you from the party for this! You have used the Party Symbol – party property literally! LoL

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

disclaimer: not associated with any political party or so. Just a view as a citizen and social media user. #satire, #humour, #observation, & #CriticalThought. #Hindi + #English used. Pictures courtesy online/internet and then my edit. GIF mine.

Good instance to put in my long back-prepared draft blog/article on “Karma & v/s Instant Karma

jargons:

lol: laughing out loud

Da 2G Code


Today is 21-12-2017. I see just 2’s across!

It’s not just mere coincidence! It cannot be! The stars are aligned! It’s the D-Day! 2D! OMG! I cannot wait!

Oh No! It’s #2G!

Presenting to my beloved readers: the #CodeOfTheCentury! #Mystery2Solve #CodeToDECODE:

#Da2GCode

mystery to solve… game ? The #2GScamVerdict by the #CBICourt.

Ae G Oh G, Lo G Suno #2G!

ManMohanSingh’G!

One Two ka Four, Four Two ka One

 

khodaa pahaad, niklii chuhiyaa

waalii baat ho gayii!

Nahiin Samjhe! Phir’se samajhaataa hun G!

Ae #2G Wo 2G!

GG #CAG!

A Raja, wo Raja!

chhutkaaraa!

ALL 17 accused including especially #ARaja & #AKanimozhi (#DMK) #ACQUITTED! So no #2A Scam if not #2G Scam!

Reason: want of #evidence! isiliye toh:

khodaa pahaad, niklii chuhiyaa…

Muhaabraa / Pravachan really befitting.

Or say to say in English the proverb:

Making a Mountain out of a mole-hill!

 

#CAG: 1.76 Lakh Crores Rupees loss #CBI: 30K Crores Rupees loss!

All gone for a toss!

So it’s #ZeroLOSS! What BOSS!?

No, not just yet…

As it happens in #INDIA, no, not one single high-profile VIP, oops VVIP / politician did any crime or scam or any wrong doing for that matter!

IRONY!

After all, each of them is a “Very Very Important Person” irrespective of the party or scam or crime or any thing!

There come the parties, RULING or OP hand in hand…

I just can see 3-lettered ones in the vision:

UPA. DMK. INC.

“CAG.

CBI.” sandwiched of course!

with last but not the least – the BJP!

As usual, “prosecution failed miserably to prove any charge (that filed in the chargesheet) (beyond reasonable doubt!”

as strongly worded by the Judge/Bench!

So only framing, no proving!

Next #HighCourt, if not #SupremeCourt…

I guess it all goes back to the #SC which in fact had legally pronounced a scam or a sense of huge (once in a century kind of) scam and loss to the country / exchequer!

FYI: The SC had ordered an SC monitored CBI probe and thorough investigation (after the CAG reports of the scam and loss and the ho hallaa thereafter).

Waiting for the SCAM DRAMA farce to unfold…

 

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

Yes, CM! Yes, PM! Yes, All!


Yes, CM! Yes, PM! Yes, Congress! Yes, BJP! Yes, CPM! Yes, All! Yes, etc! Yes, et al!
I am the ridiculously Independent ‘Common Poor Man‘ !

I am the compulsory, yet partly optional!
I am the subject, I am the specialisation!
Yes, I am the PCM!
But only in the votes, ranks
as marks just for the Qualification!
I am Prem, I am Chatur!
Yes, I am the Prevalent Common Man!
I am the generalisation, yet not the realisation!
I am the suggestion, not the implementation!
I am the news, but only the Journalists’ slogan!
I am the motion, but never the action!
In the Constitution, but outside the (Planning) Commission!
I am in the Institution, but never in the Consideration!
I am in the Law, but never in the Know!
I am the Integration, I am the Unity,
But if I show fully, to them I look dirty!
I am the Majority, yet the Minority!
I am the Mass, but treated as the Trash!
I am the Voice, but never a compulsory Choice!
I am the Point, but not as long as the Opponent!
I am in the election,
but as Permutation and Combination!
I am significant only in the counting
of votes in the election,
But left out to be mere two-digit number
when it comes to monetary calculation
Or so to say to attach a valuation
towards a BPL qualification!
I am always in the scene,
but later edited, cut, deleted
when it comes to be the released Film,
so much so that I am made so irrelevant
as if I am so misfit and obscene!
I am the resource, I am the growth,
I am the treasure, I am the wealth,
but made out to be the burden of subsidy
and fiscal deficit in the budget
to hide their misfire and misadventure,
and the inability, the opaque governance,
to conceal and prolong their illicit honeymoon
with dishonesty and corruption,
Thereby giving us the unwanted child
In the form of high inflation!
I am the food, I am the nutrition,
But in the godown, made out to rot
If I don’t fit in their plan and ambition!
I am in the act, but not in the participation!

Hey, watch out, all you Political Corrupt Men!

I am the Pressed Compressed Man!
Yes, I am the Poor Common Man!

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati