Pahle to Sikho!


Aakaash ko chhune se pahle
Dhartii pe khade honaa sikho;
Uunche Aakaash mein udne se pahle
Dhartii pe chalnaa to sikho;
Siitaaron ko chhune se pahle
Unkii Roshnii ko sametnaa sikho,
Khuud chamaknaa to sikho,
Saare jaahaan ko roshan karnaa sikho;
Kisii ko dukh de ne se pahle,
Thodii sii khuushii to baantnaa sikho;
Badaa hone yaa banne se pahle
Badappan to thodaa sikho;
Bhadaas nikaalne se pahle
Krodh ko paalnaa to sikho;
Chhinne se pahle
Paanaa to sikho;
Miitaane se pahle
Banaanaa to sikho;
Todne yaa bigaadne se pahle
Jodnaa to sikho;
Haq maangne se pahle
Haqdaar bannaa to sikho;
Shiksaa dene se pahle
Shiksit honaa to sikho;
Kisii pe nazar daalne se pahle
Sahii nazar rakhnaa to sikho;
Sahii saaviit karne se pahle
Sahii karnaa to sikho;
Insaaniyat jhaadne se pahle
Achchhaa insaan bannaa to sikho;
Achchhaa chahne se pahle
Achchhaaii karnaa to sikho;
Buuraaii o Shikaayat karne se pahle
Khuud ko kathghare pe rakhnaa sikho;
Nahfrat karne se pahle
Pyaar karnaa to sikho;
Ruuthne se pahle
Manaanaa to sikho;
Karwaane se pahle
Karnaa to sikho;
Paanii barvaad karne se pahle
Reigistaan kii pyaas buujhaanaa sikho;
Khaanaa phenkne se pahle
Bhuuk mitaanaa to sikho;
Patthar maarne se pahle
Kaanch ke ghar mein rahnaa sikho;
Zindagii ujaadne se pahle
Zindagii banaanaa o aavaad karnaa to sikho;
Chaadar phaadne se pahle
Chaddar odhnaa to sikho;
Sachchaaii se muhn modne se pahle
Sachch kaa saamnaa karnaa sikho;
Suurat jaesii bhii ho
Aaine mein dekhnaa sikho.

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati

AvP CLT20 2011!


Vira’RA RA Re O, GAYLE le la la le O! Bluru ru RA la LEO!
M Virat Gayle Leo Chinnaswamy S Bengaluru!
Chinnaswamy to Chidambaram, Chepauk!
It has all C, C for Chris, C for Challengers!
C for Champions!
Ravi Shastri: Virat Gayle Evening Ladies and Gentlemen! Wanakkam C…Chennai (this time as the final site, final destination); Whistle Podu! Mind’it!

(RAP):
V it has all got printed, V for Virat, V for We, We for TEAM, led by V, V for Vettori, V for Victory!

(Deepika style) Oops, V for Vijay, too!
(somewhere in the stands the not so young Prince of the RK group of Families: Terii toh Taaen Taaen PFisshh!
Camera rolls towards Siddhu aka Siddharth Mallya)
(Katrina style as a cheer leader) M For Maal..sorry sorry sorry…Mallya?!
Vijay Mallya:The name is Mallya, Vijay Mallya! Vijay Sodawala Maalwala Mallya (in Agneepath style)!

V’Ra RA RA Re O, V’Ra RA RA Re O! (E O!)


Vijay Mallya: (to Prabeen) Awesome…(trying to know the name)…
Prabeen (that’s me!): The name is Prabeen…Prabeen Kumar Pati.
Rahul Dravid: there’s a nice ring tone to it!
Vijay Mallya: (to RD) Good Job, Jammy!
Rahul Dravid: (In kind of Shahrukh‘s style) mmmmm…. Rahul, naam toh suunaa hogaa!
Vijay Mallya (n someBODY in the Audience): RA.One!
(Divided by Groups, grouped into Teams, United by King of Mood Times)

Stage Set! (Smile please – Katrina style show) Picture Perfect! Not the movie promo! Match it! Mind it!

Match Glamour commentary n narration by Varsha Chowgle the Glamour ChulBulii:…
RA Re R Royal!
U Rock, Royal vBirat Chrislores!

Opponent: (towards Chris Gayle) Aailaa (in Sachin‘s Style)! (Symonds to Bhajji for Chris Gayle) Commando! … (Bhajji: MmmmMaa’ki…)

RAJINIKANTH: Adaa Paavii! Predator’da! La’ka la ka la ka…

UMPIRE: (to opponents) You, Amateurs (aka Aliens)! Are you Ready?
Predators, are you Ready?
Chennai, are you Ready?
Sight Screen, are you Ready? (implicit Yeses)

Amateurs Vs Predator(s)! AvP CLT20 2011!

Lights, Camera, Action!
Let’s Party! Mmmm… Let’s Play!

(Disclaimer: Full narration, why precast? Copyright Protected!
Watch it, Catch it, Match it! Live or Live Telecast! 8’o clock!
Haa ha haaaaaa….)

Shahrukh: G for G3! On top comes G.One!
Harsha: Going Going Gone!
Bishop: H for History!

(disclaimer: all characters and presentation may not be all fictitious!
Any resemblance may not be just coincidental, but for good fun and celebration! No offence!
C for Creativity…The name is Prabeen…Prabeen Kumar Pati)

~ Prabeen Kumar Pati